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Joke: A girl brings her boyfriend to her house to meet her parents. While eating dinner, the father asks her boyfriend, "So what are you studying?"
He replies, "Philosophy."
The father asks, "What are you going to do with that?"
The boy replies, "I'm not sure, but God will provide."
The father, stunned, then asks, "Do you have any aspirations at all?"
The boy again replies, "No, but I have faith that God will provide."
Later the girl asks her father what he thought. He tells her, "I like him. He's stupid and has no life plans. But he thinks I'm God!"
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!
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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?
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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
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Joke: What kind of computer sings best?