Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.