Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.