Good Jokes

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.

Joke: A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.

The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"

The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"

The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."

Joke: What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

Joke: Why did they bury the battery?