Good Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?

Joke: Ever wonder why there are so many words in English? Chuck Norris makes a lot of typos.

Joke: A three-legged dog with a cowboy hat on walks into a old western saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the fella that shot my paw."

Joke: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.