Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck norris does not need permission. He demands permission.

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? I know Jude Jude who? Open up. You may know judo, but I know karate!

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Alexander Jhon, son of Jhon Otto of Croatia owned by Nikola Tesla, surrendered at Britain in the time of Alexandrina Victoria, the slave queen of Jhonny Miller Doper Tom the Great Alexander Jhon - Umm... father of Jhon auto of - umm... Just come in! Thank you!

Joke: What is faster than Egypt ?

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Candy... Candy who? Candy owner of this big red car come and move it off my drive?