Good Jokes

Joke: How do you make an orange laugh?

Joke: Little Timmy asked his dad "Where do people come from?"

His dad replied "Adam and Eve were the first people and they had children. Then their children had children and so on."

Later Timmy asked his mom the same question and she said "We evolved from monkeys."

Timmy went to his father and asked him why he lied and told him what his mother had said. His dad replied "Your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: Where does the general put his armies?

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.