Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?