Good Jokes

Joke: A man wakes up on his 33rd birthday on the 3rd day of the third month to notice the clock is stuck at 3:33. He opens up the newspaper and notices in the sports section (page 3) horse #3 in the 3rd race of the day is running 33 to 1 odds.

He takes all of his life savings ($33,333.33) out of the bank and bets it on the horse.

To his surprise, it comes in 3rd.

Joke: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

Joke: A man went to his local observatory because his telescope was broken.

They said they'd look into it.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: What do you do with a sick wasp?