Good Jokes

Joke: Why are there never any problems with the decimal system?

Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"

Joke: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?