Good Jokes

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."

Joke: How does a horse greet the pigs that live next to him?

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?