Good Jokes

Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?

Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!