Good Jokes

Joke: A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him "How do you keep your rabbits so strong?"

The man replies, "It's no secret." He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, "Keeps your hares strong!"

Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, just waits.

Joke: Most people think America is a democracy. Nope, it's a Chucktatorship.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.