Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!

Joke: A blonde woman wanted to make her mother proud by naming her first child after her favorite brother. When she introduced her mom to the baby she said "Mom, say hi to 'Uncle John'!"

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?