Good Jokes

Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.