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Joke: There was a boy named Johnny who would hang around the corner store. The other boys would pick on him, saying that he is stupid. To prove it, they would offer him a nickle or a dime. He would always pick the nickel and they would make fun of him, saying he picked it because it was bigger.

One day the store clerk asked Johnny, "Why do you always pick the nickel? That's why they make fun of you. Do you choose it because it's bigger?"

Johnny replied, "Well if I stopped picking the nickel they would stop, and I've saved up $20!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Never mind, I don't want to get sick.


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Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."


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Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?


Punch line: He was dressed to kill.


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Joke: What's the best way to comfort a grammar Nazi?


Punch line: There, their, they're.


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