Good Jokes

Joke: "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"
Hitler: "Mine less then..."
Awaiting Grammar Nazi barges in!
"Mine Fewer!"
Hitler: Yes?

Joke: What do you call an angry grandpa?

Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Claire!
Claire who?
Claire the way! I'm coming in!

Joke: In the middle of a flight a man stands up, turns around, and yells, "Hijack!"

Everybody freaks out. Men begin to cower and women begin to weep. Suddenly a man in the back of the plane stands up and says, "Hi Ahmed! How are the kids?"