Good Jokes

Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?

Joke: A blonde, brunette, and a red head are stuck on the roof of a house. Fire fighters are holding a blanket for them to jump onto. They tell the brunette to jump to safety. When she jumps they pull the blanket away and she hurts her butt.

Next the fire fighters tell the red head she needs to jump or she'll never get down. She refuses because she is scared they will pull the blanket away. They tell her "It was an accident." So she jumps and they pull the blanket away. She hurts her butt and yells at them.

Finally the blonde gets smart and tells them "I know what you're going to do. Just lay the blanket on the ground and back away."

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she got married for the rice.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.