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Joke: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Punch line: Because he didn't have the guts to do it!
Joke: Why did the rhinocerous cross the road?
Punch line: I don't know. I don't speak rhino.
Joke: You mama so fat, she needs four watches. One for each timezone!
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Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when she robs a bank they give her a ski mask.
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Joke: Have you heard of the new serious pills?
Punch line: Directions on the back read, "Not to be taken lightly."
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