Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?
Punch line: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?
Punch line: You crack me up!
Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?
Punch line: CSI.
Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."
The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."
The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"
The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."
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Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
Punch line: He wanted to find a tight seal!
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