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Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?
Punch line: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.
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Joke: What did the finger say to the thumb?
Punch line: I'm in glove with you.
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Joke: Why was the tomato blushing?
Punch line: Because she saw the salad dressing!
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Joke: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?
Punch line: Because he was already stuffed.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?
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