Good Jokes

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"