Good Jokes

Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped she made the Grand Canyon.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she had three guesses on a coin flip and still lost.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!