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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!


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Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?


Punch line: He's irrational and he goes on forever!


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Joke: What did one dipole say to the other in passing?


Punch line: Have you got a moment?


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Joke: A man is on a long flight and he starts shaking. A flight attendant notices he is disturbed and asks him if she can do anything to calm him down. He says yes so she brings him a drink.

An hour later he is shaking again but even worse. So she gets him another drink and brings it to him.

Another hour goes by and now he is crying. The flight attendant approaches him and the man yells "Why are you people doing this to me?"

The flight attendant replies "Sir calm down, why are you so afraid of flying?"

The man replies "Flying? I'm trying to get sober!"


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Joke: Did you hear about the man who had his penis in the Guinness Book of World Record?


Punch line: The librarian made him take it out.


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