Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Miley Cyrus used her for a wrecking ball!

Joke: What do you call punctuation in a relationship?

Joke: A man is going ice fishing. He drills a hole in the ice and hears a booming voice, "There's no fish in there!"

He begins to drill another hole and again hears the voice, "Stop drilling, there's no fish there!"

He drills a third hole and the voice sounds again, "You aren't going to find any fish there!"

The fisherman, frightened, asks, "Is this God?"

The booming voice yells back, "No! I'm the rink manager!"

Joke: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Joke: What kind of doctor is always on call?