Joke: Mrs. Smith is teaching her 3rd grade class and tells them, "Human beings are the only species that can stutter."
A little girl named Emily replies, "That's not true, my little kitty stuttered the other day. Our neighbor's dog jumped over the fence the other day and my kitty said, 'Ffffff! Ffffff! Ffffff!'."
Mrs. Smith asks, "How is that stuttering?"
Emily replies, "Before she could say 'fuck' the dog got her."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.