Good Jokes

Joke: Two gang members are strolling through the forest when one says, "It's actually pretty scary out here."

The other one replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone out here."

Joke: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!

Joke: Mathematician: You're a 10
Girlfriend: Awe thank you.
Mathematician: In base 2...
Girlfriend: ...

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!