Good Jokes

Joke: A boss finds one of his blonde employees crying in her cubicle. He asks her what's wrong and she tells him, "My mom died!"

He tells her, "I'm sorry, you should take the rest of the day off to be with your family."

The blonde replies, "But that's not even the worse thing that happened... My sister just called, and her mom died too!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe who?
G.I. Joen't know! (Gee, I Don't know)

Joke: What do you call a bird with glasses?

Joke: What do you call fake noodles?

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.