Good Jokes

Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow.
Interrupting dyslexic c-
Omo!

Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?

Joke: How are crazy women like candles?

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.