Good Jokes

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

Joke: Why can't freshman sign up for binary 101?

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: Why can't blondes add 10 + 2?

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?