Good Jokes

Joke: A man comes home to his blonde wife crying violently. When he asks her what's wrong she replies "I've been working on this puzzle all day, but I can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."

Her husband grabs her hand gently and replies "Honey, put away the box of frosted flakes."

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.

Joke: How do you make an orange laugh?