Good Jokes

Joke: A foreign woman walked into a hairdresser shop while she was on holiday. "Can you cut my hair into-" she pointed at a lady posing for the style in a picture. "-that style?" "We only do it with bangs," the hairdresser replied irritably. "Boss said so. Don't know why. People these days." "Ok." So the foreign customer went to the shop and bought some gunpowder. An hour later, in the storeroom, the boss heard a bang. "People these days," said she.

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: What did the axis say to the differentiable function?

Joke: Why can't pirates say their ABC's?

Joke: What's black then white, then black, then white, then black...?