Good Jokes

Joke: C and C++ walk into a bar. They order drinks but C spills his all over C++. C++, infuriated, yells at him, "C! You have no class!"

Joke: Why can't freshman sign up for binary 101?

Joke: What kind of computer sings best?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Duties!
Duties who?
Duties pants make my butt look big?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake!