Good Jokes

Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies... You may know him as 'The Force.'

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Stalin is giving a big speech when somebody sneezes, he abruptly stops, "Who was that?"

Nobody says a word. Stalin commands, "Execute the first row." The guards do so. "Now who was it?!"

Again nobody says anything. He commands, "Now the second row."

At this point a meek voice chirps, "It was me."

Stalin looks at the man and leans forward, "Bless you, comrade!"