Good Jokes

Joke: What's black then white, then black, then white, then black...?

Joke: Gold and fluorine walk into a bar and fluorine starts reacting badly with some of the other people. The bartender gets mad and says "AU, get the F out of here!"

Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x² + 1 plants?

Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow.
Interrupting dyslexic c-
Omo!