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Joke: Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very thirsty. They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top: "Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage."
The three men are very excited. The first man slides down and yells "Milk!" He then falls into a pool of water.
The next man goes down and yells "Lemonade!" He falls into a pool full of it.
The final man goes down and overwhelmed with excitement he yells "Weeee!"
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Joke: Two cows are eating grass in a meadow. One cow asks the other "I've heard Mad Cow Disease has been going around. You worried?"
The other one says "Why should I be? I'm a purple trapezoid."
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Joke: Why are elephants trunks so big?
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Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
Girl: No...
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Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.
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