Good Jokes

Joke: Knock Knock! Who's there? The police. The police wh- We'll be asking the question around here!

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Can i knock on your door some more?

Joke: Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.

Joke: Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?" The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision." Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a darn good thing, cause he sure as heck can't wear glasses!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your girl
Your girl who?
How many girls do you have!?