Good Jokes

Joke: What does a ship say when it's cold?

Joke: What was Oregon like before it became Oregon?

Joke: What did the kidney say to the other kidney as it was failing?

Joke: What did the astronomer say after watching the sky for 24 hours?

Joke: A woman says to her husband, "I'm sick of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!"

The husband replies, "But honey, your wheelchair!"