Good Jokes

Joke: Mrs. Smith is teaching her 3rd grade class and tells them, "Human beings are the only species that can stutter."

A little girl named Emily replies, "That's not true, my little kitty stuttered the other day. Our neighbor's dog jumped over the fence the other day and my kitty said, 'Ffffff! Ffffff! Ffffff!'."

Mrs. Smith asks, "How is that stuttering?"

Emily replies, "Before she could say 'fuck' the dog got her."

Joke: Why'd the chicken jump of the cliff?

Joke: Yo mama so dirty the roaches left her house

Joke: What did one eye say to the other?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!