Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?

Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?

Joke: A group full of very ugly people die in a bus accident. When they come to God he grants them all one last wish. The first person says "I wish I was beautiful!" God makes them beautiful. This goes on and all of the people wish to be beautiful until he gets to the last person. The last person is laughing historically and God asks him "Why are you laughing?" The man replies "I wish they were all ugly again."

Joke: Water: Oleic acid, I don't think I can be with you.
Oleic acid: Is it because I'm fat?