Good Jokes

Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.

Joke: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Joke: A blonde goes on a hot date and they end up making out in his car. he asks the blonde, "You want to get in the back seat?"

She replies, "No!"

Things continue to get hotter and he asks her again. She replies, "No!."

He asks her why she refuses and she replies, "I want to stay up here with you."

Joke: Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.