Good Jokes

Joke: How do hens stay fit?

Joke: Why is the freezer the best place to keep your money?

Joke: Why don't spiders go to school?

Joke: Chuck Norris was up to bat in baseball... He struck out the pitcher.

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."