Good Jokes

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."

Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.

Joke: Where do very smart hot dogs end up?

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!

Joke: Why are frogs so happy?