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Joke: A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.

The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."


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Joke: What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer?


Punch line: A tattoo.


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Joke: What do bulls write with?


Punch line: With a bullpen.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.


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Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?


Punch line: They don't have any gigs.


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