37 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat and somebody yelled, "Taxi!"
5 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A three-legged dog with a cowboy hat on walks into a old western saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the fella that shot my paw."
22 ratings
9 saves
Joke: A man comes to the entrance of Heaven and is told, "You haven't done anything good, but you haven't done anything bad either. If you can tell me of something amazing you have done, I will let you in."
The man replies, "Well, one time I was driving down the road and I saw some gang members threatening a young lady in an alleyway. I stopped and confronted them. I walked up to the biggest looking dude and slapped him and said, 'You need to leave this young lady alone, or I'm going to kick your ass!'"
The man at the entrance to heaven asked him, "When did this happen?"
The guy replies, "About five minutes ago."
2 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What is a fish's favorite country?
7 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting pirate!
The Interr-
Arrrrrrrg you gonna let me in or not?
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