Good Jokes

Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: What did the judge say to the racket?

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.

Joke: What is a fish's favorite country?