Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.