3 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.
5 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!
11 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"
The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."
The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"
The night replies, "Oh... You do now."
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What do firemen put in their soup?
5 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do you get when you take the derivative of a cow?
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