Good Jokes

Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.

Joke: What do you call a man of words

Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!