Good Jokes

Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?

Joke: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Joke: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Joke: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

Joke: Little Johnny: My math teacher is crazy!
Mother: Why?
Little Johnny: Yesterday she told me that 6 is 3 + 3, now she tells us it is 2 + 4!